Occasional interesting bits. Brought to you by your host, My current fascination: Die Antwoord
Allen Ormond
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I met a Pakistani man who did his impression of Americans for me. This was it, verbatim: ‘Oh cool, cool! Bullshit! Oh my god, where’s Carrie?’ And then he fired finger guns into the air and shouted, ‘Texas, Texas!’
Chris Kelly, reporting from Dubai (via syntheticpubes)
My New Year’s Resolution is to be awesome. Success!
Make no little plans. They have no magic to stir men’s blood and probably themselves will not be realized. Make big plans; aim high in hope and work, remembering that a noble, logical diagram once recorded will never die, but long after we are gone will be a living thing, asserting itself with ever-growing insistency. Remember that our sons and grandsons are going to do things that would stagger us. Let your watchword be order and your beacon beauty. Think big.
DANIEL BURNHAM, CHICAGO ARCHITECT. (1846-1912)
There’s certain days that remind me why I ran for this office. Then there are moments like this where I pardon a turkey and send it to Disneyland.
The few people who knew of his hardship said that, even toward the end of his ordeal, when Seaborne was often completely covered in feces, the gorilla never managed to rob him of his dignity.
Happiness always accompanies with you.
My fortune cookie
That’s right. A beard.
