Allen Ormond

Occasional interesting bits. Brought to you by your host, Allen Ormond.


reblogged from jaredgeller
“ There’s certain days that remind me why I ran for this office. Then there are moments like this where I pardon a turkey and send it to Disneyland. President Obama (via jaredgeller and poobah) (via david)


“5 Star Wars Status Updates”

“5 Star Wars Status Updates”



xkcd

xkcd



“ The few people who knew of his hardship said that, even toward the end of his ordeal, when Seaborne was often completely covered in feces, the gorilla never managed to rob him of his dignity. Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla


“ Happiness always accompanies with you. My fortune cookie


That’s right. A beard.

That’s right. A beard.



soyf*ckers anonymous

soyf*ckers anonymous



Thomas Edison films the first X Games (via Kottke)



reblogged from topherchris
mareen: Ernie & Bert (via karl-otto)

mareen:

Ernie & Bert (via karl-otto)


“ Listen not to vain words of empty tongue. My fortune cookie


Brian Fellow’s Safari Planet

Turbo Heather (via KeepItAblazed)